The worst Wicked camper slogans

GIVEN this week's controversy regarding offensive slogans on Wicked camper vans, here's a list of some of the things actually painted onto the company's vehicles:

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First and foremost, the slogan that Byron Bay grandpa Paul McCarthy felt the need to cover: "a bl#w job a day beats an apple".

TOO MUCH: The offending vehicle outside Byron Bay police station. Photo Christian Morrow / Byron Shire News
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"A wife is an attachment you screw on the bed to get housework done."

Wicked Campers. Photo: Contributed.
Wicked Campers. Photo: Contributed. Contributed

"In every princess, there is a little slut who wants to try it just once."  

  This particular one, which was written to intimidate a Byron Bay journalist:  

A photo of a Wicked van painted to intimidate for Byron Bay journalist Lucy Clark.
A photo of a Wicked van painted to intimidate for Byron Bay journalist Lucy Clark. Martine Gudgeon

"Behind every great woman there is a man checking out her arse."  

Wicked Campers. Photo Geoff Potter / Noosa News
Wicked Campers. Photo Geoff Potter / Noosa News Geoff Potter

"It seems you've mistaken me for someone who gives a f*#k."    

Wicked Campers. Photo: Contributed.
Wicked Campers. Photo: Contributed. Contributed

And then there are these ones, which we don't have photos of but have been reported:   "If God were a woman, would sperm taste like chocolate?"   "Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."   "Save a whale, harpoon a Jap."  



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