The worst Wicked camper slogans
GIVEN this week's controversy regarding offensive slogans on Wicked camper vans, here's a list of some of the things actually painted onto the company's vehicles:
First and foremost, the slogan that Byron Bay grandpa Paul McCarthy felt the need to cover: "a bl#w job a day beats an apple".
"A wife is an attachment you screw on the bed to get housework done."
"In every princess, there is a little slut who wants to try it just once."
This particular one, which was written to intimidate a Byron Bay journalist:
"Behind every great woman there is a man checking out her arse."
"It seems you've mistaken me for someone who gives a f*#k."
And then there are these ones, which we don't have photos of but have been reported: "If God were a woman, would sperm taste like chocolate?" "Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips." "Save a whale, harpoon a Jap."