WANTED, A REAL BITCH: Andrea Newton and Ben George with their dog Fastau. The Federal couple have paid for a pet personals ad t
WANTED, A REAL BITCH: Andrea Newton and Ben George with their dog Fastau. The Federal couple have paid for a pet personals ad t

I?m so dog-gone lonely

By LEONIE BRANN

This is one dog looking for the right kind of lover

Fastau, a german shepherd-cross, is looking for love, so much so his owners placed a personal ad to help find their pining pooch a partner. Andrea Newton and Ben George, of Federal, want to find Fastau a mate to help satisfy his doggy urges. "I guess he's just like any man. He doesn't want to miss out," Ben says.

A TALL, dark and handsome Latino is looking for a sexy lady to share good times, with a view to something more.

Born in Chile, and now enjoying the quiet life at Federal, this bi-lingual, sexy Latin lover loves to dance and enjoys walks on the beach.

He is looking for love, and with the right bitch, maybe starting a family of their own.

Ben George and his partner Andrea Newton, of Federal, are advertising for a unique position, a lover for their beloved dog Fastau.

Fastau was named after a philosopher who sold his soul to the devil, but this mysterious foreigner is far from evil.

He has a quiet and caring personality, and with his good sense of humour, this male knows how to treat a lady. Fastau can scratch any itch the right woman might have.

The couple, who themselves will marry next month, are after a companion and lover for their soft-natured german shepherd-cross, and if from their passion comes a couple of pups, Ben and Andrea could not be happier.

"All the ladies just love him. We have about four female friends, some who don't like dogs, that are completely charmed by Fastau," said Andrea, who has also fallen for the pooch Ben adopted when he lived near Santiago, in Chile. For Ben, the reasons he wants his best friend to take a lover is more masculine.

"I have heard that if a male dog doesn't, you know, get any, that he can end up being aggressive," Ben said.

"I guess he's just like any man. He doesn't want to miss out."

If you have a match for Fastau you can email ben@incarbon.com



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