MADONNA doesn't think a wife should withhold sex from a sloppy husband.
But she believes a wife should dispose of her late husband's prosthetic leg to spare the feelings of the wife's current mate.
This was some of her relationship advice on NBC TV's Marriage Ref, where she joined actor-comedians Larry David and Ricky Gervais as a guest panellist on Thursday's show.
The show invites its "experts" to help analyse real-life disputes between married couples, mostly for laughs. Host Tom Papa makes the final ruling.
In one case, Mindy Goldman was offering sexual favours to husband Alan if he would clean up the messy basement.
A good idea? Madonna cracked that "it's weird that she wants him to be clean so that they can be dirty".
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