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Australia's got no talent

AUSTRALIAN amateur singers, jugglers and dancers are facing burnout with a boom in talent shows sparking a shortage of performers.
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Channelling the inner Manu

AFTER two hours of school holidays it had been established that my youngest suffers from what is termed in polite circles as “a low boredom threshold”.

 

When you gotta go, you gotta go

WHEN there isn't a loo within cooee and you feel an urgent call of nature, life quickly gets complicated.

 

A household held hostage by hormones

I CAN always tell when my kids are out of bed. That's when the fighting starts. I also know when they've gone to bed. That's when the fighting stops.
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Queensland savages MPs

Thirsty Cow is purely fiction. Any similarities with actual events or something you dreamt once is purely coincidence. Opinions expressed in this column are not necessarily held by anybody.

VOTERS in Queensland have savaged their incumbent Labor Government, reducing it to minor party status and filling Parliament with unknown Liberal debutants.

 

A woman of a certain age

IT'S a sad reality but there are things a 22-year-old female can endure that the body of a woman of a certain age is no longer capable of attempting.

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